Where is the mans mojo?

     'Come on kid...you gotta jump back on the horse', 'There is more fish in the sea', 'it can't rain all the time'. 

      I tried to jump back on the horse and I smashed me balls.  We are over-fishing the sea to extinction...ours, and in Seattle it can rain all the time.  Now why these are all nice homilies that at one point had some wisdom, or at least where something you could say when a friend was feeling down, they are now something of a joke.  But what else do you say to losers like me that whine all the time about lost loves, dead pets, or this seasons ending of the bachelor.

     Snap out of it and knuckle down.  That is what I say...splash some cold water on your face and see the brightness of the new day.  The world is a far more cruel place then it has ever show you and your quaint problems.  So pop a pill, buy something useless, and put on a happy face.  The market is in the tank, Africa is raping and killing itself, but that hottie at the coffee shop is giving me googly eyes so spring is in the air and it is time to procreate.

     But...then again maybe cynicism and negativity are the reasons why the world is messed up.  Maybe I really do need to just put on a happy face.  I think back to the morning of the day I fell in love.  I had no idea what that day had in store for me or how much joy would spring forth from one day.  Tomorrow I could wake up and not even know that eight hours later I will be in rapture.  Tomorrow could be filled with nothing but joy and simple pleasures.  Lets see what is on my social calendar for Friday March 6th.  Humm...not much happened in Feb, March....oh I am invited to a 'Bummer dude you just got laid off' party.  That seems pleasant...maybe I will meet someone new there.  Or maybe it will be one of those times when you and someone you have known for a while just click.

  Either way the day is full of possibilities.  Alright remember to wear a nice sports coat, check the expiration date on the condoms in my closest, floss tonight, trim down there, trim the ear hair, buy some mints, look up a couple of jokes I won't remember, and remember to pre-funk a glass of wine or two so that you are not too nervous.  Ok maybe just one...I don't want a repeat of that other time...god how embarrassing that was.

     Tomorrow is...

Comments

[Wonder Wiggle]

I wish I knew where that party was gonna be! Then you could meet me!!! I'm sorry you got laid off Matty, you now need a distraction more than ever it seems. Even with the bummer news this was one of you more up beats post. A glimmer of hope it was. I love that your looking at life with a "glass half full" kinda attitude and grabbing the bull by the horns. While you're at it you can grab me by the horny! This new attitude of yours has got me hot... Keep these positive post up and my "post" will be up for sure!!! Oh Matty, I think I love you, but I want to know for sure.

[Wonder Wiggle]

P.S. Great use of the word "Mojo" us queers love that word. So gay... I let you use your mojo on my face.

[Sexual Jeff]

Matthew - is this recent blog supposed to be your way of coming out of the closet???

[Keith]

Wonder Wiggle and Sexual Jeff, what is your problem? Matthew, does not swing anywhere near your direction, SO get a life.

[Sexual Jeff]

Keith...is that you? The same Keith I had a one-night-stand with in Bellingham?

[Keith]

Jeff? I think I remember you as well. Well not really, there was very very little to remember and I do mean very little, and you kept saying "I'm a grower not a shower" maybe when your hung like a "common shrew" (whose penis is about a fifth of an inch long)

[Sexual Jeff]

Keith - why did you post that about me? I'm so embarrassed...

[amanda]

Yes, tomorrow "is." As always, I love your posts! Perhaps some of the bashers should start their own blogs so we have the chance to read their brilliant nonsense and leave immature and poorly written comments? Just a thought.