'Come on kid...you gotta jump back on the horse', 'There is more fish in the sea', 'it can't rain all the time'.
I tried to jump back on the horse and I smashed me balls. We are over-fishing the sea to extinction...ours, and in Seattle it can rain all the time. Now why these are all nice homilies that at one point had some wisdom, or at least where something you could say when a friend was feeling down, they are now something of a joke. But what else do you say to losers like me that whine all the time about lost loves, dead pets, or this seasons ending of the bachelor.
Snap out of it and knuckle down. That is what I say...splash some cold water on your face and see the brightness of the new day. The world is a far more cruel place then it has ever show you and your quaint problems. So pop a pill, buy something useless, and put on a happy face. The market is in the tank, Africa is raping and killing itself, but that hottie at the coffee shop is giving me googly eyes so spring is in the air and it is time to procreate.
But...then again maybe cynicism and negativity are the reasons why the world is messed up. Maybe I really do need to just put on a happy face. I think back to the morning of the day I fell in love. I had no idea what that day had in store for me or how much joy would spring forth from one day. Tomorrow I could wake up and not even know that eight hours later I will be in rapture. Tomorrow could be filled with nothing but joy and simple pleasures. Lets see what is on my social calendar for Friday March 6th. Humm...not much happened in Feb, March....oh I am invited to a 'Bummer dude you just got laid off' party. That seems pleasant...maybe I will meet someone new there. Or maybe it will be one of those times when you and someone you have known for a while just click.
Either way the day is full of possibilities. Alright remember to wear a nice sports coat, check the expiration date on the condoms in my closest, floss tonight, trim down there, trim the ear hair, buy some mints, look up a couple of jokes I won't remember, and remember to pre-funk a glass of wine or two so that you are not too nervous. Ok maybe just one...I don't want a repeat of that other time...god how embarrassing that was.
Tomorrow is...
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